-The new DWM is out on Thursday the 10th and THERE IS TOO MUCH SEX ON THE COVER. Again, mostly courtesy of John Simm. Everyone else is all :/ or :| but he's just >|-) or >8-D all over the place. Muahhahahahaha. I wonder what's going to be on the poster. NEED.

-If the world's countries had their own social networking site. Bwhahahahaha.

-Head asplody. I keep having these weird shivery headaches. Like the sort of chills you get when you've got a fever. My face flushes and I feel a rush of blood to all my extremities in general. And I feel all fluey whenever that happens. What the fuck? It only lasts for a bit and it's like a mini-fever, and if it goes on for longer than an hour, I can get it to go away with ibuprofen. I don't think I had these shivers/flushes before, that's the weird thing. Either the swine flu fucked my head up or then it's just the fact that it's now too cold to keep the windows open or something and I'm feeling ill because of a lack of oxygen. Or the cat's given me toxoplasmosis. I have no idea. Why does my body insist on making these weird ailments happen? There's always something biologically bizarre going on and I'm surprised the men in black aren't taking me away to be experimented on.

-7 Historical Figures Who Were Absurdly Hard To Kill. I love Cracked.com and their lists muchly. It's like the Discovery Channel, except with more lols and swears.

-Head still hurty, despite ibuprofen and food. *fuck*. I'll leave you with this idea (which I am way too fucking tempted to make, for real). Concerning the levels of Masterly evil to come:

[18:22] snowgrouse: *Masterfap*
[18:22] snowgrouse: Whatever happens, I kind of want to make a little animated stick Master and put him in the corner of the screen. And every time something evil goes down, it says *DING* and his dick goes up.
[18:23] snowgrouse: like an evil-o-meter with the timepeen as an arrow.
[18:23] eugenia_45: hee
[18:23] eugenia_45: Do it.
[18:23] snowgrouse: except if that was there for WoM, it'd be spinning.
[18:23] snowgrouse: round and round like a fan.
[18:23] eugenia_45: Or have a dick-related chart following the show at the end.
[18:23] snowgrouse: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhahahahahaaaaaaaa
[18:24] eugenia_45: With a giant penis in a weird zig zag.
[18:24] snowgrouse: aaaaaaaaaahhhhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[18:24] snowgrouse: Sorry, am still thinking of spinning penis.
[18:25] snowgrouse: I imagine it'll make him hover and finally helicopter off the screen in an explosion of spluff.
[18:25] eugenia_45: hee
[18:25] eugenia_45: Meatspin style.
[18:25] snowgrouse: ohhhyess.

Tags: doctor who, doctor/master, health, history geekage, interesting links, rotfl!, teh geen, timecock
And the mood has swung to: groggy

Hi, I'm awake. Yup, o long-suffering flist, you guessed it, this means MOAR TIEMCOCK.

Great interview with Dave in the Radio Times. (This is the Christmas issue, apparently). He looks like a tired supply teacher! <3

Excellent, super-hi-res images from The End of Time here and here. Probably quite spoilery, but MOAR MASTER.

( Rambles )

Also, HELLO DAAAAAAAVE. I'm glad that's shown up in hi-res, because GUH.

AND THAT BIG PROMO WITH TEN/MASTER/WILF IS FINALLY UP. YES.

*bouncebouncebounce*

Tags: daaaaaaaaaaaaave, doctor who, doctor/master, timecock
And the mood has swung to: awake

Just look at this and this. No, seriously. My slash-o-meter just broke.

( Squee )

Tags: doctor who, doctor/master, i came, make love to me theta, the gay-o-meter just exploded, timecock
And the mood has swung to: horny

Digital Spy have some promotional photos from End of Time up here.

( Potentially spoilery blatherings )

ANYWAY. There's also tons of new stuff and awesomeness on john_simm, go check it out if you are that way inclined. *bounces muchly* I think I may die from timecock overload today. *flops*

And in vaguely related news, there are jellyfish in existence who can fucking regenerate. So that's what Timeys evolved from.

P.S. JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO POST THIS, MORE MOTHERFUCKING MASTER PROMO PICCAGE. HOLY GLOWERING FUCK. ÖASDKLHASÖLDKHASÖDLKHASÖDLKHASÖDLKHASÖDLKHASDÖLKASHDÖASLkdhaölskjdöasdhöds. THAT EFFECT IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER OF STUFF GOING UP IN FLAMES? THOSE ARE MY PANTS.

Tags: asbo tiem, chicks dig the eyeliner, doctor who, doctor/master, emo master, i came, i don't even, masterpr0n, sulkybollocks, take me time lord, teh simm, timecock
And the mood has swung to: bouncy

The world feels like a much better place now that I've discovered this image.

Tags: blake's 7, deep motherfucking roy, doctor who, pimpin', shortarse pride
And the mood has swung to: amused

BRB, HYPERVENTILATING. ETA: Better quality trailer here (click for HQ on the bottom).

( Spoilers )

THERE IS A GOD. AND HIS NAME IS MISTER MASTER.

Now, if someone only had a decent .avi of that and could tell where the hell it was ripped from... also, moar reindeerfucking.

Also, which one of them looks eviller on this tv mag cover? AAAH.

And sadly, the RT cover is not going to be this pic. (Why the hell isn't the official site posting it in a higher res?)

Shit, guys. There are screencaps of the trailer floating about, so it's out there somewhere in a decent quality. And what's this I hear about an alternative version? WHERE IS THE AVI? WAAAH.

Tags: doctor who, doctor/master, holy shit
And the mood has swung to: awake

Yes, yes, I'll stop spamming in a minute. But before that, the Doctor and the Master go to a Proper Finnish Sauna. (Click for bigger.)

But not before the Master discovers breadsticks (remember this encounter?) and decides to do horizontal pole-dancing with one.



The Doctor's got it now. It's quarter-staff fighting tiem! Except he looks way, way too pleased and horny about this turn of events...



( And then the inevitable happens... )

Tags: action figure abuse, action figures, breadfuckery, crack, doctor who, doctor/master, timecock
And the mood has swung to: lethargic

-King Henry VIII is alive and well and living in suburbia. And he just happens to be BRIAN BLESSED. I now have a headache from laughing. Thanks, therru.

-Someone on Facebook (presumably one of the people who made this thing) posted Carrying Dad, a short film from 1995 with twinky John Simm in it.

Man, today's been good for video, hasn't it? First we get David Tennant shagging reindeer, then we get ( spoiler ) and then we get twinkiness and BRIAN FUCKING BLESSED. It's like a party!

Tags: brian blessed, teh simm, timecock
And the mood has swung to: amused

New BBC One Christmas drama trailer. Has Who. FUCK AND YEAH.

( Thoughts, cut for potential spoilers )

Tags: doctor who, doctor/master, timecock
And the mood has swung to: dorky

The first BBC Doctor Who Christmas ident is up! DAAAAAAAAAAAVE!

Okay, I got off on the wrong foot today, but this soon set me right. AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. TEN. WITH MOTHERFUCKING REINDEER. That's like a stickman adventure come to life. 8-)

ETA:

[18:39] eugenia_45: That's so "I'd hit it"
[18:39] eugenia_45: No joke.
[18:39] snowgrouse: ahahahahahahaha
[18:41] snowgrouse: his hair<3
[18:41] snowgrouse: it's so spiky these days!
[18:41] eugenia_45: Boner rage.
[18:41] snowgrouse: aaahhhahaha
[18:41] eugenia_45: He sees the Master and just goes mad with boner rage. This is my canon.
[18:41] snowgrouse: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahahahaaaaa
[18:41] snowgrouse: boner rage. <3
[18:42] eugenia_45: Bet one of them reindeer squinted at him and he was OH, ITS ON, DEER
[18:42] snowgrouse: It's all the UST that drove the Master nuts in the first place, so not surprised. Celibacy does that to Time Lords.
[18:42] snowgrouse: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:42] snowgrouse: I love you.

ETA: better quality files on Blogtor Who. With caps. I repeat, MOTHERFUCKING REINDEER. \o/

Tags: doctor who, doctor who and the reindeer people, doctor/master, hello finland, my flist fucking rules, reindeerfucker, take me time lord, teh geen, timecock
And the mood has swung to: bouncy

I googled john simm naked because I was bored and I swear to god, one of the results was this.



BRB, dying.

P.S. I actually have all naked TV/movie Simm bits in existence on my hard drive, but hey, a girl gets bored.
P.P.S. Oh god, now it looks like he is staring at the hypnobum. Dying some more.

Tags: daaaaaaaaaaaaave, dave and john are not fucking--honest, rps, teh simm, timecock
And the mood has swung to: amused

To all the petty little shits who are already moaning about Matt Smith, even if they haven't seen a minute of him as the Doctor yet:

Go fuck yourselves.

Thank you, and have a merry Christmas. The rest of us will return to our regularly scheduled bitching after we've actually got some material to moan about.

Tags: doctor who
And the mood has swung to: angry

-Tandava got over 100 reads on Teaspoon from within a day of posting! Woo! \o/ Those counters are satisfying, I tell you. LJ comments never give a real indication of how many people read a story. And uh, shit, I think I've forgotten to post some kinkmeme stuff on there. I don't know if they're worth it. I might drop The Benevolence of Dragons in there, but it's not like most of the fandom even knows who Chin Lee is and/or gives a toss even if they do. Ho hum. Er, that sounded bitchier than I intended it to be, didn't it? THE MIND OF EVIL DVDS CAN'T ARRIVE TOO SOON.

-Speaking of DVDs, the Myths and Legends box set has been pushed back to 29 March! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. On the plus side, February sees the release of all the final Tenninch specials, including 40 minutes of video diaries of him sucking John Simm's cock in the trailer and moaning and using his tongue and clawing at John's black jeans and John's hands in his hair and John hissing and thrusting and David gagging and drooling and grabbing his own cock and... wot we talkin' bout again?

-I forgot how much I used to dig Therapy? in them distant, past 1990s. I just grabbed Troublegum again and it's a nice and solid album. A hell of a lot of that stuff still feels relevant, way beyond teenage angst (to me, at least). And I was checking out their old videos and aaaargh, I fucking forgot about Diane. It's still so fucking disturbing and I want to scrub my brain. I think I had a nightmare of it last night. Gaaaaaaaaaaah. And yes, yes, I know they aren't musically really that special, but I always kind of thought of them as a punk band (I'm surprised that Wikipedia seems to calssify them as alternative metal or something), so it's the ideas in the lyrics that are the important thing. They aren't particularily lyrical or breathtaking, but for simple frustration/grumpage expression, they are just enough.

-And while I'm on the subject of music, I am slightly late to the party but that Joy Division tribute band She Wants Revenge are making me unf muchly. They've got all sorts of good stuff in there that I love about a lot of early 80s post-punk/goth music (including the sexy sexiness), but with a new twist. I approve. And I fell over when I realised which movie the Written in Blood video is a tribute to. Oh my god. (If you know which movie it is without looking at the comments or Googling, I will buy you an internet pint.)

-Whoever made this is a fucking genius. I so fucking need to rewatch all of that again, because I remember being creeped the *fuck* out. Especially by him. Gah.

-And for your daily Squintfayc dose: SLUTBOI ALIEN TEASE, circa 1999. Even with that stubble, he looks like he's FIFTEEN. Gah! Mouf! *molests*

-The Doctor had the vindaloo.

-I wish this thing were real. Because it looks like the DVD cover of an odd-couple sitcom. And Ten is a very naughty boy. Want.

-I also took the action figures to the sauna the last time I went to the folks. I need to find the energy to post the results, though. It won't include a naked Grouse, I promise.

Tags: dave and john are not fucking--honest, dave/john, doctor who, doctor/master, fannishness, interesting links, muzak, rps, slutboi alien tease, timecock
And the mood has swung to: horny

FOUND. HUGE.

IS IT POSSIBLE TO DIE FROM TOO MANY ORGASMS?

Thanks to silvermoon_06 for the heads-up. On closer inspection, it looks like it's a bloody painting! But more like a Photoshop painting at that, the way quite a few manips are. But it's gooooooooooooood. I really like that. That's going to be my canon, whatever happens (no harshing, shh). The Master pinching the Doctor's bum and setting his trousers on fire. *nods*

Tags: cribbins, daaaaaaaaaaaaave, doctor who, doctor/master, holy fucking shit, i came, teh simm, timecock
And the mood has swung to: high on squee
Muzak: Muse - Uprising

I WOULD BE VERY GRATEFUL IF SOMEONE HAD THIS PICTURE IN A LARGER SIZE, KTHX. It looks almost like it's going to be the RT Christmas issue cover, doesn't it? I have no idea where it's from (boo for people who post stuff without telling you the source), but HOLY SHIT. I'd definitely want to have a closer look at that evil, evil, sexy smile the Master is doing. *tongue hits floor*

Anyone?

Tags: cribbins, daaaaaaaaaaaaave, doctor who, doctor/master, teh simm, timecock
And the mood has swung to: dorky

Title: Tandava
Author: snowgrouse
Pairing: Ten/Simm!Master
Rating: R
Spoilers/Warnings: Set just after Waters of Mars.
Length: ~515 words
Summary: A dream in which the Doctor dreams. The post-WoM Doctor sees what he is capable of. Inevitably, a certain someone draws near.
A/N: More prose poetry than straightforward fic. An entry from the dream diary of a mad god. Thanks to 45eugenia and versaphile for betaing.

( He spreads his hands and the ripples lash out from his fingertips, time liquid and reverberating with his laughter. )

Tags: doctor who, doctor who fic, doctor/master, fic, timecock
And the mood has swung to: sleepy

Tags: crack, doctor who, doctor/master, photoshop, puppetlove, timecock
And the mood has swung to: silly

( Snippede for length )

Tags: memery
And the mood has swung to: tired
Muzak: The Cyril Stapleton Orchestra - Theme from Department S

Cleaned-up pics from this week's Radio Times (click to embiggen):

Hi.

Yeah, I came.

Ok, have the full pickshure:


I have no idea what all this "evil ex-boyfriend stalker" business is all about, just so you know. I can't see it. Nope. There's nothing slashy here. And it's not fucked up. Not at all.

The unshopped spread is here and the original scans, made by the divine marah_sarie are here:

Cover
Article, page 1
Page 2
Page 3

Want, take, have♥.

Tags: all aboard the unf-unf train, bend the fuck over, brb dying, bring the lube, death by eyefucking, doctor who, doctor/master, don't cry emo time lord, estrogen levels critical and rising, fap material for weeks, have you met the ex, holy fuck tennant is hot, i came, i want to crunk you like an animal, it's official: they are fucking, john simm with a motherfucking grudge, masterpr0n, mister master says kneel, now take off your pants, photoshop, picspam, slutbois alien teases, take me time lord, teh simm, the gay-o-meter just exploded, timecock, unf unf unf, we're not in love
And the mood has swung to: ditzy

Would anyone happen to have scans/transcripts of the latest Radio Times Doctor Who article? I can only find quotes of it online, and there seem to be some comments about Mister Master in it. I mean, articles like this (spoilers) with interesting snippets from Dave, Rusty and Simmy... (I am squeeing way too hard at those snippets alone. Theme tunes! Soulmates! Emo!)

Haalp? I've only seen scans of the cover.

ETA: See comments! marah_sarie is a goddess.

Tags: doctor who, doctor/master, help?, timecock
And the mood has swung to: curious